June: Is a trillion eleven?
Me: What? No. A trillion is a trillion.
June: Ok, then is a million eleven?
Me: What are you even talking about?
June: You know, in donuts!
Me: WHAT? Donuts? I still don’t get it. Like are there eleven zeros in a million?
June: NO! Like a million donuts is eleven donuts.
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
June: *super frustrated with me*
…. a few minutes later…
Me: OH! A dozen!!! You mean a dozen?
Me: A dozen is twelve. Twelve donuts is a dozen.
June: Oh. Yeah. A dozen!
*I thought she’d gone crazy there for a minute. Two whole years in elementary school down the drain, but she just couldn’t remember the right word. Whew.